Rule #1: Black vampires are still black.
Jet: can u bring ur white makeup
Me: I'M BLACK
Jet: yes i kno
Me: WHERE DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GET WHITE MAKEUP
Me: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MAKEUP?
Jet: i thought u did ur face
Jet: i duno if it'll be enough
Me: i don't have white makeup
Me: i'm not a clown
Me: black vampires are still black
It must be Halloween.
Jet: You're going to wear a dress?
Me: Yeah, I bought a dress.
Jet: It must be Halloween.
Me: It must be.
Man instead of a furlough day I wish we had a furlough semester.– Stephan
I have a twitchy eye
Experts believe that the eyelid twitching of blepharospasm is caused by the misfiring of certain cells in one area of the brain. Eyelid twitches may be aggravated by having dry eyes. They may also be worsened by stress, lack of sleep, caffeine, and harsh light conditions. I don’t feel so stressed anymore. It’s probably lack of sleep.
bunnie: thisischerry: A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond, ‘What’s your name?’ asked the chicken, ‘Bond, James Bond. Whats yours?’, ‘Ken, Chick Ken.’ Haha. That’s cute. Did you make that one up yourself? Friend told it to me…I’m sure she got it from somewhere.
A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond, ‘What’s your name?’ asked the chicken, ‘Bond, James Bond. Whats yours?’, ‘Ken, Chick Ken.’