November 2009
24 posts
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Rule #1: Black vampires are still black.
Jet: can u bring ur white makeup
Jet: thanks
Me: JET
Me: I'M BLACK
Jet: yes i kno
Me: WHERE DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GET WHITE MAKEUP
Me: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MAKEUP?
Jet: what?
Jet: i thought u did ur face
Jet: i duno if it'll be enough
Me: lol
Me: i don't have white makeup
Me: i'm not a clown
Me: black vampires are still black
Nov 1st
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It must be Halloween.
Jet: You're going to wear a dress?
Me: Yeah, I bought a dress.
Jet: It must be Halloween.
Me: It must be.
Nov 1st
October 2009
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Oct 27th
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“Man instead of a furlough day I wish we had a furlough semester.”
– Stephan
Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
I have a twitchy eye
Experts believe that the eyelid twitching of blepharospasm is caused by the misfiring of certain cells in one area of the brain. Eyelid twitches may be aggravated by having dry eyes. They may also be worsened by stress, lack of sleep, caffeine, and harsh light conditions. I don’t feel so stressed anymore. It’s probably lack of sleep.
Oct 19th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 15th
Oct 14th
A joke.
bunnie: thisischerry: A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond, ‘What’s your name?’ asked the chicken, ‘Bond, James Bond. Whats yours?’, ‘Ken, Chick Ken.’ Haha. That’s cute. Did you make that one up yourself? Friend told it to me…I’m sure she got it from somewhere.
Oct 14th
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A joke.
A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond, ‘What’s your name?’ asked the chicken, ‘Bond, James Bond. Whats yours?’, ‘Ken, Chick Ken.’
Oct 14th
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Oct 12th
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http://www.halpertbeesly.com/ →
So cute!
Oct 6th
Oct 6th
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Oct 5th
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